casualpasta:

curlyheaux:

Why is skincare ….., feminized

men weren’t supposed to have skin
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bisexualdanhowell:

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person
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"They’re like, 12" — The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)
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burning-it-down-89: “ I leave the genre labeling to other people. I really do. If I were to think too hard about it, that would stifle you creatively. If you think too hard about who other people want you to be as an artist, it stops you from being...
  • officer: license and registration
  • me: *hands officer a card*
  • officer: this is a get out of jail free card from the game of monopoly
  • me: yes
  • officer: you got lucky this time, have a good night
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healingsuggestions:

remember to appreciate the fact that you’re alive and your heart is beating inside of you and the stars are twinkling and you’re beautiful and handsome and kind, thank you for being here
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cute things to call your girlfriend

jewishheatherchandler:

  • demon queen
  • mythic bitch
  • the almighty
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crowderz:

5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense
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