literallysnokoplasm:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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(Source: jaclcfrost, via phoebewilliamstv)

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality, via hartbigandbuttz)

hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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(via tyleroakley)

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

(via lohanthony)

tell me on anon which tumblr user u have a crush on

(Source: sidegrl, via youtubeishappiness)